ABOUT ME!

I'm Fester Chronomaza, the blue blight, avid experimenter, and profound lover of all old, ugly and obscure! I'm a genderfluid, transgender, nova scotian who loves his OCs just as much as he loves sharing them with the world! Other hobbies include; playing video games and making silly gaming videos, being the guy who says 'um guys, you might wanna take a look at this' in horror movies, listening to music, and making world endingly bad typos that I only discover years after the book is released.

Writing has always been one of my biggest hobbies alongside art ever since I was young, but the older I got the more I found myself falling out of love with most media. After a lot of consideration and wondering why, I realized that was because nobody was creating the types of things I enjoyed the most! (and if they were, they were only writing it for kids!) Why? Not marketable! Not making the publisher enough money! Not making the investors happy! Money money money! People COULD make the types of stuff I enjoy- but the need to appeal to as many people as possible and compete in a market kills it every time. And so, I took it upon myself to write the stories I'd like to see in the world, money be damned. If I'm never going to make any profit as an author, then why should I expect people to pay for my work? Too many things have a massive price tag these days, and I'd rather my work have an impact on as many people as possible than give me a couple pennies every blue moon.

INTERESTS!

General interests:

Obscure and lost media, CDs, plushies, space, monsters, aliens, dinosaurs, bugs, speculative biology, liminal spaces, horror, experimental media, (respectful) true crime and disaster documentaries, dark and disturbing things both real and fictional, literary analysis, weird internet stories, furry history, stuff that's so bad it's good.

Favourite movies:

Nope, Oblivion, Greenland (2020), American werewolf in London, Cloverfield, The Thing, Knowing, Final destination series, Ghostwatch.

Favourite shows:

Corner gas, Breaking bad, Star trek (esp voyager), BFDI, Love of the S*N, ONE, The Twilight Zone, Outer limits

Favourite books:

Chronicle of the dark star series, Drifters (Kevin Emerson), World war Z, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Horse destroys the universe, Final destination: dead reckoning.

Favourite games:

Minecraft, Wobbledogs, B3313, Spore, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Rainworld, Deltarune, Miitopia, Super Mario Galaxy.

Favourite musicians/bands:

Oneohtrix point never, Halley labs/Lapfox trax, Genesis, Saga, One to One, Aphex twin, Machine girl, Knower, Math the Band, Jim Nopedie, FIDLAR, M83, St. Lucia.

Tools of the trade:

Krita, Paint.net, Mspaint, Libreoffice, A glitched image I made in google documents three years ago that I've been copying and pasting over and over again in Libreoffice because I can't recreate it and it's the only way to make art take up a full page, FLstudio, Audacity, Shotcut, OBS, my brain.

Annd that's all you need to know about me, enjoy your stay! :P